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Enjoy all your favourite characters at Cafe Rene as the randy cafe owner Rene Artois hides British airmen for the Resistance and stores the priceless painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big... (ahem!) for the Germans, while keeping his secret relationships with waitresses Yvette and Mimi from his wife Edith. The show contains hilarity, double-entendre and catchphrases by the bucketload.

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Allo Allo

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Orsett Road, Thurrock, Grays, Essex, RM17 5DX

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