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Enjoy all your favourite characters at Cafe Rene as the randy cafe owner Rene Artois hides British airmen for the Resistance and stores the priceless painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big... (ahem!) for the Germans, while keeping his secret relationships with waitresses Yvette and Mimi from his wife Edith. The show contains hilarity, double-entendre and catchphrases by the bucketload.

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Easy access from A13/M25

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Grays station is on the c2c trainline

Allo Allo

Type:Play

Orsett Road, Thurrock, Grays, Essex, RM17 5DX

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