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(verb): Apply heat and impart irreversible change. Toast can't be bread again.
(noun, informal): Something that's finished / over, or doomed to be.
(noun): The act of honouring a sentiment by raising a glass, often to new beginnings.
TOAST /təʊst/

Amy doesn't get angry and she's starting to feel left out, so she's on a quest to feel fury; from what she can discern from the world around her, it appears to be all the rage… literally.

Amy is navigating the joy of her first queer relationship whilst dusting herself off from a string of several alcoholic partners. You'd think she'd have plenty to be cross about, and yet, whilst everyone seems to be more furious than ever, she just can't seem to tap into her own anger - so she's challenged herself to learn.

This lack of wrath may also have something to do with a processing lag that is becoming increasingly disruptive - and comical - in her life. Her emotions seemed to be delivered by carrier pigeon, if they arrive at all.

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Amy Matthews: Definitions Of Toast

Type:Comedy

Palace Theatre, 430 London Road, Southend, Essex, SS0 9LA
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