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The irrepressible Lucy Porter bounces back into action with a show all about regrets. Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy's got hundreds, and she's prepared to go into graphic detail about all of them. Disastrous dates, professional calamities, ruined friendships and parenting fails. Lucy describes all the mistakes she's made, works out why they happened, and ponders how her life would have turned out if she'd acted differently.

Lucy looks at the things we might all collectively regret - not sticking to the work-life balance we strove for during lockdown, not realising that clapping for the NHS wouldn't be enough to save it, allowing people we thought were quite fun on TV to become politicians.
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Lucy Porter: No Regrets

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Palace Theatre, 430 London Road, Southend, Essex, SS0 9LA
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