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Last year, after 20 years of stand up, I did Britain's Got Talent. People asked me, "why now?". Up 'til that point I'd been very happy avoiding TV & fame - and in that sense, I'd been hugely successful! However, the year before, I'd also had a stroke and lost half my eyesight. I was now keen to talk about my experience, comedically, to as wide an audience as possible. I did quite well, got to the semi-finals & had my 15 minutes fame.

Careful what you wish for!

Who knew that talking about my experience would be so offensive? How dare I make jokes about my own strokes & blindness! "You nasty, awful man".

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Markus Birdman: We Are All In The Gutter...

Type:Comedy

Palace Theatre, 430 London Road, Southend, Essex, SS0 9LA
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