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A decade older, but not necessarily wiser, Susan has amassed a remarkable number of improbable adventures since her last tour. Tall Tales dives headfirst into the most unbelievable highlights: from cruising the world to driving tanks, her enduring love of cats and the trials and triumphs of getting older.


Susan said: "It's been ten whole years since I last headed out on tour, and I couldn't be more excited to get back on the road. I've collected so many ridiculous and unbelievable stories over the last decade that it feels only right to share them in person - preferably while dancing badly. I can't wait to see everyone across the UK again and have a joyful, hilarious time together."


Prepare yourself for an evening of barely believable stories, laughter and probably some dancing. And yes, she warns audiences in advance: you still won't believe how short she really is.

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Susan Calman: Tall Tales

Type:Comedy

430 London Road, Westcliff-on-Sea, Southend, Essex, SS0 9LA
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Opening Times

Season (3 Feb 2027)
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Wednesday19:30 - 21:30

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