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Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you've ever dared to see!

Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale—unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!

In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott's farm is in shambles… Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of "magic beans"

Will Flicking their Magic Beans save the day?

Will we have to get our chopper out?

Will Daisy get milked?

Exactly how big is this Beanstalk?

Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.

Leave the little ones at home, and help us Jack Off the Beanstalk…
it's big one

Doors: 7.45pm Show start: 8.30pm Approx. finish: 10.30pm

16+

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Jack off the Beanstalk: Grab Your Chopper

Type:Comedy

Colchester Charter Hall, Leisure World, Cowdray Avenue, Colchester, Essex, CO1 1YH
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Opening Times

Season (23 Jan 2026)
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Friday20:30 - 22:30

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