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The Pantaloons present…
Mud, blood and stiff upper-lips!
Join the critically-acclaimed Pantaloons Theatre Company on a breathless race through the centuries in this delightfully inventive show that tells the entire story of Britain in under 2 hours.
Have you ever wanted to see the life of Henry VIII told as a romantic comedy or the tale of the Spanish Armada reimagined as a light operetta? Probably not. But that won't stop The Pantaloons retelling great moments from the country's past in a variety of surprising genres! Featuring live music, audience interaction and wild historical inaccuracy.

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Ticket Type/Ticket Tariff
Adult£18.00 per ticket
Child£14.00 per ticket

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The (Almost) Complete History of Britain

Type:Comedy

Hedingham Castle, Castle Hedingham, HALSTEAD, Essex, CO9 3DJ
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Opening Times

Season (7 Aug 2026)
DayTimes
Friday19:00 - 21:00

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